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About Me
Where to begin? I have been married on three separate occasions, but never divorced. Courthouse, traditional, and on the beach. In our home caffeine is more valuable than gold, namely to help us keep up with our kids. They’re demons, except I always hear about good deals with demons and our little ones only offer spilled orange juice. Our puppy is no better. Name Lucy (cute right?) after Lucifer, and two cats who are the only stable members of the household. The house is a zoo, but we wouldn’t have it any other way! Jokes aside, we adore our family. It’s as perfectly as imperfect as we could hope for and our journey is only in it’s prologue.
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Hey! I'm Alexis
I am from New Jersey and let it be known, It's pronounced COOAWFEE not Ca Fee Also, I don't drink it because I don't like bean water. I have served 11 years in the Air Force as a medic. Throughout my Journey towards 20 years, I found my real passion...Storytelling. So I turned in my gear because, you only live one..and you deserve to love what you do.
but you can call me, lexi!
My Pet Peeves
Meet Alexis
Personality type: ENFJ-T
I listen to metal music way too loudly, and I will spend 10 days looking and "researching" for the absolute best deal on something I want to buy. I have drank one celsius energy drink every day since 2010, and I cannot change, I am 30 and still go to Emo nights, it was never a phase mom! When I have the opportunity, I love to travel and experience life outside of my own. In my free time you can find me hiking, rock climbing , at a concert or watching one of the hundreds of shows I started watching with Warren - Especially Brooklyn nine-nine and Dave. Part time, you will find me working with Stitched Sound Magazine covering my all time favorite bands. Part-Part time, You'll find me on Youtube. I react to people screaming angrily at me.
My life is NEVER boring and I appreciate that.
My Pet Peeves
The sound of styrofoam
The thumbs up button on Facebook...The bigger it is the more it makes my body twitch.
When I tell people where I am from and they respond with "Joisey"
When you're waiting for an elevator with the button pressed and CLEARLY LIT up and someone comes along and presses the button again
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Music
I love
Here's a list of some of our top 10 favorite songs!
Lexi's playlist
1. Imminence - Heaven in Hiding
2. Tie breaker. Backstreet Boys - I want it that way. (don't lie, you sing every time it comes on) & Nsync - It's gonna be me. You can't make me choose.
3. Bring Me the Horizon- Parasite eve
4. Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
5. Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue
6. A Day to Remember- If it means a lot to you
7. Dayseeker- Crash and Burn
8. The Killers - Mr. Brightside
9. Architects - Modern misery
10. Bon Jovi- Living On a Prayer
11. Silent Planet - trilogy (I'm a rule breaker)
*this will never be official and will change every week.
What is my favorite Holiday?
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Halloween
Christmas
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I start decorating after the 4th of July. Don't judge me!
Who wants to get lost in Tokyo?
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I'll be looking at every bit of nerdy shit I can manage while trying to find which card Lexi won't realize I used to buy a 2ft tall Final Fantasy Figure with.
Alexis
Warren
Can do metal screams...
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But only if I am in my car and no one is around to hear it.
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Warren
Their favorite color has changed 4 times
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Again, are you surprised?
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